Orchestra Member T-Shirts

Cat symphony conductor

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

Lord of the Strings.

Violinist.

Don't sit next to the violinists.

'We call him the semi-conductor - he only works part time.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Cymbals.

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

Double Bass.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

No Elgar!

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...and on Bass...'

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Drunk Oboe Player

Perils of a violin player.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

'You must be the trombonist.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Team Trombone

She always had her flute... just in case.

Tuba and rain

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

Fake it.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Pluck me.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Pardon me for saying this – but you need to be more of a control freak."

"Who, me?"

Violinist plays stringy cheese