Orchestra Joker Prints

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Precussionist

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Batman's Baby

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Cello Concert

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Adult Absence Notes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'