Music Joker Gifts

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Lion!'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

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