Artistic Joker Gifts

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I ran out of space."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Security guard games.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Fittd shēt

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Prisoner still life painting.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"See how it feels"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Good book?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Skywriter's Block

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.