Art Class Joker Gifts

Steadman - The Early Years.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Cubism Model

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Long-legged clown...

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Pull my finger.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

The Cartoonists

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Final Exams Today

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."