Art Class Jokester Gifts

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Every class has one. . .

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'What's our exit strategy?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Picasso's learning years.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Homework eating dogs

'Instead of giving you an apple, I thought a Droid might not be recalled.'

"Think inside the box, Roger."

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'