Artful Jokester Gifts

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The Eggsorcist"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Gustav Holst

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'