Art Class Jokester Pillows

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Every class has one. . .

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'What's our exit strategy?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Picasso's learning years.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Homework eating dogs

'Instead of giving you an apple, I thought a Droid might not be recalled.'

"Think inside the box, Roger."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"