Art Class Joker Prints

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

Pull my finger.

The Cartoonists

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Final Exams Today

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.