Classroom Joker Gifts

'Is this gonna be on the test?'

'Yes Jason, you may go to the lavatory, but next time just raise your hand.'

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'Because my students have to be reminded constantly.'

"You must be the substitute teacher."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

Teacher gets killed by paper aeroplane.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

"He has Attention Surplus Disorder. I suggest putting him in the back of the room."

'Settle a bet, Mrs. Templeton. Are you hardware or software?'

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"

'We don't have a dog so I guess my parents ate my homework.'

'This is called detention... it's not a hostage situation.'

"The shredder ate my homework."

'It's a restraining order from my teacher.'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"My whole class is undermedicated."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'I have to daydream in class...the teacher won't let me sleep.'

'My dog ate my homework.'

'Sir, a super massive black hole ate my homework.'

'That's our computer that we use for school assessment scoring or, on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'It's the alphabet in 3-D.'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

Student to sleepy teacher: Miss Barrett, nap time was over 15 minutes ago.

'Back again? You've proven invalid the saying 'repetition is the key to learning.''

'Will learning this math allow me to calculate how many shopping are left until Christmas?'

"No, I don't believe it's 'Send A Drone In Place Of Yourself Day' at school."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

'I love and appreciate my teacher. Please help me stop disturbing the students when she is teaching.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."