Art Class Hero Gifts

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

How to draw a martian!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Children's imagination

"She's a high grade teacher."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'It's just a first draft.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Young British Artists.

Graffiti Art Class

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."