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Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

How to draw a martian!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Children's imagination

Cubism Model

"She's a high grade teacher."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

'It's just a first draft.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Young British Artists.

Graffiti Art Class

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Tintoretto

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."