Instrumental Jokers Gifts

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Musical Accidents

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Watch for Men Being Supid

Early music

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Pluck me.'