Instrumental Jokester Gifts

Bass Camp

Do it yourself books.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Men dancing

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Gang of Musicians

Early music

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Serpent Instrument player

'Pluck me.'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'