Instrumental Jokester Gifts

Bass Camp

Do it yourself books.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Men dancing

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

Early music

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Gang of Musicians

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Pluck me.'

Serpent Instrument player

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."