Musical Jokester Gifts

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Playing the French horn:

Serpent Instrument player

Ironically, Bob's accordion did bring joy to others during self isolation.

"I'm very highly strung!"

The woodwind section

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

My other violin is a Stradivari

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Classical gas - musician farting music

'The burglars didn't take anything except your bagpipes.'

He's my personal tutor...he's teaching me air guitar.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Mum, should I wake up Dad now?"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Friends of the Grand Piano

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Gang of Musicians

Early music

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

No Hand Signals

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'