Guitar Jokester Gifts

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Early music

Gang of Musicians

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Pluck me.'

Serpent Instrument player

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

The woodwind section

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Bass Camp