Medieval Humorists Pillows

Bob's last days as moat monitor.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Crap. I overslept."

Geekasaurus.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"I think the lines down!"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"So that's a one-eyed newt a toe-less frog a bald bat and a no tongued dog!" (Macbeth witch at the vets).

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Do you do cremations?

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

Chances of making it back to the castle by daybreak suddenly seemed slim.

'There's no business like show business.'