Medieval Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Was it you that asked for the legal aid lawyer?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."