Medieval Mockers Pillows

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

'I just had a beer with Edward the Confessor - talk about too much information!'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"Nice moat."

Do you do cremations?

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

'Ye olde optician.'

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

"Reason for return?"

Clean for ye Queen

'Hmm...needs refining.'

Hold on, guys, there's a key under this fake rock!

Vladimir Putin with a Trump/Pence campaign button.

I'm a "feudal monarch" --- Not a "serfer dude"!

"I wasn't as trusty a steed as the King expected."

'I'd like to apologize if my remarks have offended anybody, or if any remarks I may make in the future ever DO offend anybody.'

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

Under new management.