Mystic Mockers Pillows

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

The Adventures of God

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"How dare you!"

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

"The best spell is sneezing."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'What do you mean, closed due to unforeseen circumstances?'

"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

'Hmm...needs refining.'

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'I'd like to apologize if my remarks have offended anybody, or if any remarks I may make in the future ever DO offend anybody.'

'The job was as good as mine. But when they asked where I saw myself in five years, I didn't know.'

Under new management.

Yoga Trash Talk

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

"I've never seen anything quite like this before. There's nothing there...just a blackness...a void."

Madame Olga. Franchised by Mega-Forecasts Inc.

'No news from the after-world. He must not have gotten there yet.'

I give up - What do you spy with your third eye?

'Do you think this apeing of the opposition will go down well in the country?'

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs