Marketing Mockers Pillows

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

Cold caller.

Mismanagement Consultant.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Memo to all departments: NO!

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Just you wait until this firing freeze is over!"

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'Motivational poster,'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"You want the generic placebo or the brand name?"

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'