Marketing Mockers Gifts

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

Cold caller.

Mismanagement Consultant.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

"This looks good."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Memo to all departments: NO!

"Just you wait until this firing freeze is over!"

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

'Motivational poster,'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

F&E Cafeteria. All you can stomach $12.99. "All you can eat" would sound more appetizing.

"You want the generic placebo or the brand name?"

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen