Medieval Marveler Pillows

"Nice moat."

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'. . . while the weight of the armour . . .'

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Walking on Water

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Sunburn.