Morning Joker Gifts

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Jogging Bottoms

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I hate monday mornings.

'Hey, wait for me!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

"Awake and doing great"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Tred carefully mill.

Running With Scissors Marathon