Breakfast Joker Gifts

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Pastry Hat

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Pope tarts.

WHACK!

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Toastquest!

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

I'll try the cod surprise.

The End is Night

'I'll be talking nonsense when you come to take our order. But, if you pretend I'm speaking French there'll be a big tip in it for you.'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

I don't really wake up until he yells coffee-doodle-doo.

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

Egg Armour Plating

Vegetarian taxidermy

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'