Breakfast Joker Pillows

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Pastry Hat

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

WHACK!

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Toastquest!

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

I'll try the cod surprise.

'I'll be talking nonsense when you come to take our order. But, if you pretend I'm speaking French there'll be a big tip in it for you.'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."