Morning Jokers Pillows

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

Toast with tanlines

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

The Mid Morning Bird

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'