Morning Pranksters Gifts

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Back to the Holidays

Children in a Nursery.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Tank color choices.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

At night - snake charmer.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

Modern animal communication

Christmas Hat Tree