Baking Blunderer Gifts

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Any time is cake o'clock

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Patissier

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Cottage cupcakes.

Hands off!

Chefs

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

Kitchen chef

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

Baking

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'