Boiling Blunderer Gifts

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Boys Cooking

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Two Hunters.

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"