Blunder Basher Gifts

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Help!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

The Skeptics' Association.

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Priest reading 'The Joy of Sects'.

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

I don't believe in god. So you're atheist or agnostic? Huh? You're certain there's no god or you're not sure? HOJ. I'm not sure. You're not sure about my question or if there's a god? O' lord, why do you torment me?! Adding further confusion.

"The surgery went well but we'll have to open you up again. I'm going to need my watch."

Hunting man hits his host

Camp Security we'd like to see

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"