Business Blunderer Gifts

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'You're security!'

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

'I put money in the stock market and now I don't have any to put in the supermarket.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Businessman of the Year Awards.

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

'...and there's also the small matter of the call-out fee'

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Two Hunters.

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"