Blueprint Blunderer Gifts

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Those knuckleheads!"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

Designer

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"'Sideboard'? I thought it said 'sideboob'."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"It's not exactly what I'd intended"

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"