Blueprint Buddy Gifts

Construction Worker Class

"We only got six days of funding."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bike Rides

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"I just..."

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Flower power.

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'