Blueprint Buddy Gifts

Construction Worker Class

"We only got six days of funding."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bike Rides

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"I just..."

"Here's the parking lot."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Those knuckleheads!"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

Flower power.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."