Bemused Button Basher Gifts

Push for Disco...

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Help!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Workboy"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Sale.

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Consoles.

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'May I go home now?'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

The gaming world.

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Man with a button on his head.

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

My brother likes computer games very much.

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

Tax Accountant: More that 4521 Loopholes Transacted.