Button Mashing Gurus Gifts

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

Push for Disco...

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Workboy"

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

Consoles.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'May I go home now?'

Go to hell smiley face.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

The gaming world.

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

Man with a button on his head.

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

My brother likes computer games very much.