Bemused Button Basher Pillows

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Push for Disco...

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Dictator, Interrupted

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Help!"

Dictator, Interrupted

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Workboy"

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Consoles.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

'May I go home now?'

The gaming world.

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Man with a button on his head.

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

My brother likes computer games very much.

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"