Button Mashing Master Pillows

Consoles.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Workboy"

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Sale.

'May I go home now?'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

"What the hell is all this?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

I love badminton.

The gaming world.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

Man with a button on his head.