Button Mashing Tactician Pillows

The gaming world.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Man and bird

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Musician

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"Workboy"

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Consoles.

Sale.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'May I go home now?'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"