Button Hunter Pillows

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

Push for Disco...

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Early Tech Support

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Plug Me In Stupid

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Workboy"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Sale.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'May I go home now?'

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Your luck. Ernie, no!

Go to hell smiley face.

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."