Button Hunter Pillows

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

Push for Disco...

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Early Tech Support

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Plug Me In Stupid

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Workboy"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Sale.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'May I go home now?'

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!