Blunder Buff Gifts

"The surgery went well but we'll have to open you up again. I'm going to need my watch."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Joan Hickson

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A trevor of trainspotters

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Final Selfie

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."