Blunder Buff Gifts

"The surgery went well but we'll have to open you up again. I'm going to need my watch."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

The Philip Marlow family

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A trevor of trainspotters

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

The Final Selfie

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Happy Tots Day Care.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'