Baking Blunderer Prints

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Any time is cake o'clock

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Patissier

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

Chefs

Hands off!

Cottage cupcakes.

'I'm making pot pie.'

Kitchen chef

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

Baking

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

A prison guard watches female visitors buying pies from a bakery who's speciality is; FILES BAKED IN PIES.