Brake Blunderer Prints

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

'Why do you drive with your brakes on? I want to be ready in case there's an emergency.'

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

Two Hunters.

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'Just put it back, Art.'