Baking Prankster Prints

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Nice Touch!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,