Baking Prankster T-Shirts

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Nice Touch!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."