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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

WHACK!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

The market must be up

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Egg Armour Plating

Instant human... just add coffee

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Censorship.

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

Maggie and Dennis

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'