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"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

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'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

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"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

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Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

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"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

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'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

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'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'