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''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

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Curry for Breakfast.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

The rally driver's breakfast