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FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Am Awful Crammer.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Musical Fight

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

'Take it outside!'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Umbrella fight.

Knights of the Coffee Table

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"This where Ed come to exercise. He climbs the food pyramid."

Chef's duel.

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

'This must be the place.'