Buffet Brawler Pillows

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Am Awful Crammer.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Musical Fight

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Take it outside!'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"This where Ed come to exercise. He climbs the food pyramid."

Knights of the Coffee Table

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Umbrella fight.

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

Chef's duel.

'This must be the place.'

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.